Call Me Clyde

Runners of Unusual Size (ROUS's) are called Clydesdales or Athenas, depending on gender.

Here's the world according to Clyde:

• Shoe companies assume all large runners hulk around on flat feet and need beefy motion control shoes. I have high arches and so require a neutral cushioning shoe. I have only found one neutral cushioning shoe (the NB 1062, discontinued of course) that has heel cushioning that can take the tonnage. If you are a high arched Clyde, please share what works for you.
• Most Clydesdales are mesomorphs. Big shoulders tapering to narrow(er) hips. Then there's me. Years ago I earned the family nickname "The Cylinder of Flesh". One size from shoulders to waist to hips. It was true when I weighed 300 pounds, and equally true when I weighed 200 pounds. I lift weights, but my shoulders, though stronger, remain narrow, sloping, and bony. However, to misquote a running cliche: "You don't run on your shoulders."
• Most entry fees include a shirt commemorating the race. Apparently XL for race shirts means anything from Medium to Large, but not including Extra Large. Always order a size up!
• Someone who shall remain nameless packed the clothes for my very first race back in 2007, accidentally including a child's XL shirt. Form fitting clothes on a big guy look even better drenched in sweat. Always pack your own gear!

Sorry if I spoiled your appetites with that last mental image,

Clyde, aka JeffTheTwoThirds, aka Me

PeeveDay

It's Jeff's personal PeeveDay, so here's my top 6 running raceday peeves:

6. Getting lost on the way to the race (ok, usually my fault)

5. Races starting late

4. Traffic jams during the race

3. Getting lost during the race (not my fault!)

2. Not enough bathrooms

1. Walkers who start in front of runners

Actually, only the last two are very common. Maybe if I were more patient.